I pack my bag and take with me...
... an old german kids game. The rules are easy. You say what you put in your holiday bag. Than your friend says, what he puts in the bag. But he also has to repeat, what you've already put in the bag. And so on. Until one can't remember anymore what's already in the bag. (A kind of Original Dr. Kawashimas Brain Jogging ... only cheaper.)
We played this game in the baggage claim area at the Munich Airport, where a lot of bags come by everyday. The little difference: we pack our bag and take more and more news, storys, scandals, premieres, last minute goals, the TV program etc in our bag. In one word: the Süddeutsche Zeitung.